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  • ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Anonymous - DTLA

    I've never bought anything like this. You get what you pay for. If you're paying for a great handjob thats wetter than your first kiss.

  • ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Alesandro H. - Los Angeles

    I didn't think it was a real product. But It is. Now were planning trips to Europe together.

  • ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - James - Florida

    I get to choose between college blow job, quickie hand job, and sloppy seconds. Worth every penny.

  • ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Fredrick - Sacramento

    I'm able to rub one out in 6 minutes flat. Every time I need to. I keep it in my pocket and my friends and coworkers just think I have stomach issues. Win fucking Win.

  • ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Jacob - Frog Town

    Before the shower. In the shower. After the shower. After work. After workout. After a date. Such a pleasure. WoW.
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Ingredients

Safflower Seed Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Sesamum, Sesame Seed Oil, Grape Seed Oil, Silica, Avocado Oil, Ylang Oil, Ginseng Oil, Black Pepper Oil, Jasmine Oil Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Tocopheryl (Vitamin E), Acetate, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, PEG-40 Sorbitan Peroleate

Legal Names of Ingredients

Carthamus Tinctorius (Safflower) Seed Oil, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, SesamumIndicum (Sesame) Seed Oil, Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil, Silica, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, YlangYlang Oil, Ginseng Oil, Black Pepper Oil, Jasmine Oil Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Tocopheryl (Vitamin E)Acetate, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, PEG-40 Sorbitan Peroleate

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For External Use Only. If coming in contact with eyes, wash thoroughly with water.